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had a weird dream last time...

someone wanna stole my jum jum!!!!! 

i didn't know y i brought it out wif me...  anyways i was holding my jum jum walking on da street...

den there's a middle age fat jerk wif those shopping cart...  wif glasses...  kinda looked like "wong jing" but a bit thinner (DANG I STILL REMEMBERED HOW HE LOOKED AFTA I WOKE UP!!  U CAN SEE HOW I HATE THIS FREAK!!!!!!!!!!)

he tailgated me wif his stupid shopping cart n wanna bumped me

den i turned around n asked "y did u tailgate me?"

he said "no i didn't....  i just want ur jum jum"

wt...  the funniest thing was he's so closed to me but never hit my leg...  hahahha

so i ran ran ran (in parker?!)  supposed i was on da street...  mmmmm...  somehow i ran into cell city... HAHAHHA SHIT..

i hide in dere n told my mom...

my mom stepped out n talked to him

suddenly they shaked hand...?!?!?!??!  (kinda like greetingz...  geeeeeeeeze)

so this jerk left..

my mom told me "gosh, ignored this jerk, he's crazy"

wakakkakaka  den i woke up

 

---the end---

 
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